Drift pony

Drift is seen as the ultimate canonized "gary stu" fan character in Transformers. He's a Decepticon who turned Autobot, he's loaded with weeaboo iconography, and it's not enough for him to have a huge sword, he has THREE swords, one of which is taller than he is.

And pretty much everyone in the fandom considers him a poser, a joke.

So, of course, a pony version would have to be an alicorn. A fake alicorn. A fake alicorn with THREE horns. And inexplicable Japanese writing. ("Samurai" copied from the toy's doors floats in the sky, and the characters on the middle horn are from the toy's big sword, "Peerless under heaven" or somesuch.)